Friday, June 19, 2009

From My Front Porch

With the conclusion of the fundraiser on Monday night I've had lots of time this week on the front porch.  Lots of time to reflect on the future.  Lots of time to search the internet looking for job opportunities here on the island.  Lots of time to write.  Lots of time to daydream.   Lots of time, lots of time, lots of time.

While I've been sitting on the front porch, sometimes in the sun, sometimes not, sometimes with the dogs and sometimes alone, I've had many things to take in.  

Yesterday I watched the farmer across the road make hay.    Mid-June is time for the first cut and, as the farmer circled his field cutting his crop, he released all sorts of allergens into the air.    If you're an asthmatic with a severe allergy to all things named GRASS, (ahem) well, it probably wasn't a wise thing to sit and watch him cut & bale his hay.   I sat and rocked, watching the tractor create row upon row of cut grass which was soon bundled into round bales of hay, all while sucking on my inhaler like a baby with a pacifier.

I also got to observe two robins doing "it".  Usually the bird show we have here in the OBB is the Birds of Prey Show, with Eagles chasing Osprey, Osprey chasing Hawks, Hawks chasing Ravens and Ravens chasing anything they can get their beaks on.  But yesterday, yesterday it was bird lovin' brought to you by the rockin' Robins.   It's not a very pretty show, and suffice it to say, if people did "it" the way these birds were going at "it" well, there'd be a lot of black eyes at the end of "it".  

Today, our farmer-neighbour out back completed the soil preparation for planting potatoes.  With two tractors he carved out raised beds to plant the potatoes in and then followed up with spraying a healthy does of liquid fertilizer over the beds.   And how do I know it was liquid fertilizer and not something else?  Well, my friends, it was because of the unmistakable smell of liquid fertilizer.  It smells like shit.  Oh, we've been here before...a certain sign that spring has hit the island is the distinct scent of manure in all its forms permeating the air and lingering, like the bad odor it is.

Summer arrives this weekend and here on the island, that means that Parks Canada will start charging entrance fees into the national parks and beaches there-in.  It also means that there's an endless stream of campers making their way up our road to campgrounds in Cavendish and points beyond.  With the steady stream of traffic making their way north, one in ever 4 or 5 vehicles is a big-ass camper trailer.  How these people afford to drive these behemoths, I'll never know, but there's certainly no shortage of them making their way to their summer campsite.  

Our little old farmhouse is perched across from the island raceway, where the local car clubs  run drag races and stock-car meets every other weekend.   It's not the sound of the modified engines that we hear as the local rednecks race their way around the track...oh no...it's the rumbling sounds of modified motorcycles careening up and down our road, with 50+ year old men living out their 'born to be wild' fantasies.  If one out of ever 4 or 5 vehicles is a camper trailer, then one out of every 3 or 4 vehicles is a modified motorcycle.  I kid you not.

People ask if I'm lonely out here in the country, far removed from the city centre (a mere 20-minutes which for me is NOTHING, but for people on the island it's almost on another planet) and all the hub-bub that comes with city life.  I can honestly say though with all the comings, goings, bird-whoopie, hay-making and the like, it's hardly tranquil, seldom quiet and definitely not lonely. 







Jobs Available on PEI

Hoo boy - you know you've reached a low point in your career when you scour the daily listings of jobs available on the island.  I've included a sampling of today's listings.  

My personal favourite is the swine herder, but unfortunately, Summerville is just too far away from the OBB.   The other one I'm sort of fascinated by?  Working at the "Dollaroo".   Sadly I think I'm over-qualified.  But still, I bet I can make change in my head without the cash register telling me how much to give back on a $20 for a sale of $9.82.  The answer is $10.18 and yes, I can thank my career as a Country Style Donut girl for that skill.  I still haven't lost it after 30 years away from the till.

The ones in red type are ones I actually clicked on to read more about.  And I wonder why I'm under-employed?


Charlottetown area, PEI
Hospitality

Line cook  
  Peake’s Quay
Seasonal, full time. Salary to be negotiated, plus gratuities, and other benefits. Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Retail

Retail sales associate  
  Xpressions
Seasonal, full time. Wages: $8.20 per hour, CAVENDISH, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Transport

Driver salesperson  
  Island Milk Distributors
Seasonal, full time. Wages: $13.00 per hour, Hazelgrove, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Hospitality

Cook  
  Marco Polo Land
Seasonal, full time. Wages: $9.50 to $11.00 per hour, Cavendish, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Retail

Cashier  
  Bulk Barn
Permanent, full time. Wages: $8.75 to $9.25 per hour, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Part Time & Seasonal

Food and beverage server  
  Sam’s Seafood and Grill - Cavendish
Seasonal, part time. Salary to be negotiated, plus gratuities, and other benefits. CHARLOTTETOWN, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Hospitality

Banquet chef  
  Best Western Charlottetown
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Hospitality

Dishwasher  
  Rachael’s Ristorante
Seasonal, full time. Salary to be negotiated, plus gratuities, and other benefits. Cavendish, Prince Edward Islan, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Sales

Food products sales representative  
  Liberty Swine
Permanent, full time. Salary based on commision only, commission, and other benefits. Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Service Sector

Housekeeper  
  Royalty Maples Motel & Cottages
Seasonal, full time. Salary to be negotiated, West Royalty, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Retail

Store clerk  
  Agro Co-op
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Service Sector

Hairdresser  
  Fascino Hair Studio (inside Ch’town Superstore)
Permanent, part time. Salary to be negotiated, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Professional

Consulting mechanical engineer  
  Halliwell Consulting
Permanent, full time. Wages: $30.00 to $35.00 per hour, commission, and other benefits. Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Retail

Sales associate - retail  
  Dollaroo
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more


Charlottetown area, PEI
Retail

Cashier, customer service  
  True Value Hardware
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Administration & Office

Office assistant  
  PEI Allied Youth Inc.
Temporary, full time. Wages: $8.20 per hour, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Primary Industry

Swine herdsperson  
  JARI PORK INC.
Permanent, full time. Wages: $12.00 per hour, Summerville, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Service Sector

Housekeeping room attendant  
  D.P. Murphy Inc.
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, CHARLOTTETOWN, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Hospitality

Food service attendant  
  D.P. Murphy Inc.
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, WEST ROYALTY, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Hospitality

Food service attendant  
  D.P. Murphy Inc.
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, ST. PETERS LOCATION, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Part Time & Seasonal

Cleaner  
  Maid Clean Professional Cleaning Services
Seasonal, part time. Wages: $10.00 per hour, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Professional

Special needs counsellor  
  Town of Cornwall Parks & Recreation Department
Seasonal, full time. Salary to be negotiated, Cornwall, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Service Sector

Office cleaner  
  Sylvan Learning Centre
Permanent, part time. Salary to be negotiated, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Sales

Insurance sales representative  
  Combined Insurance (Health Division)
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Service Sector

Maid - cleaning services  
  The Nanny Cleaning Service
Permanent, full time. Wages: $10.00 per hour, piece work, and other benefits. Island wide, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Education

Early childhood educator  
  Little Blessings Childcare Centre
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, Stratford, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Service Sector

Oil burner technician  
  Oil Heat 2000
Permanent, full time. Salary to be negotiated, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more

Charlottetown area, PEI
Retail

Sales consultant - retail  
  Vogue Optical
Seasonal, full time. Salary to be negotiated, Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island … more