Hungry Like a Wolf

Hello? Anyone home? People? People?



I know you're in there! HeLLO! I see you!! Open the door! There's a starving dog out here!!



HEY YOU PEOPLE...PEOPLE...DOGS, DOGS ARE OUTSIDE WHEN THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN. HUNGRY DOGS. DOGS WHO IF THEY AREN'T FED IN THE NEXT SECOND MAY JUST POSSIBLY HAVE THEIR HEADS EXPLODE! WE'RE HUNGRY HERE. IT'S RAINING. WHY ARE YOU MAKING US SIT IN THE RAIN, STARVING? WE COULD REPORT YOU TO THE HUMANE SOCIETY YOU KNOW. OPEN. THE. DOOR. NOW. WOOF.



Whew, that was close. I need to sit down until my blood sugar regulates.
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With a face like this, how could you do this to me?